Top 9 Reasons NOT to be on the Moms Love Guns Podcast

1. You don’t love guns, moms or ‘Merica
2. 30 minutes is too much time for a big shot like you
3. You kick puppies
4. The low low price of Free is too much you cheap bastard
5. You already have way too many people who know like and trust you and you can’t possibly handle more
6. You have tourette syndrome (google that crap)
7. You don’t want new people to discover you, your products or services because your accountant says your bank account doesn’t have any more room
8. You’re the one human being in the world who’s NOT taken in by Nathalie’s irresistible charm
9. You’re a deaf mute 
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What’s This Whole “Moms Love Guns” Thing About & Why Should I Care?

Yes, yes, we’re aware there are more than a few gun based communities out there already… So why on God’s green/ well armed earth would we start yet another???

Great question, so glad you asked…

Sure you got your standard issue “HOOAH” type party for all the jacked testosterone types, and your hotties with hand grenades gun bunny crowd (ironically also for the jacked testosterone types), but where do regular moms who wanna drink too much wine and learn about guns in an estrogen fueled environment go?

SPOILER ALERT: It’s us... Right here... We’re great... Get used to it. 

Not only is there an army of Tough Mothers out there- they want to be empowered, protect their family, learn about guns in a safe, non-judgemental environment and occasionally blow some sh*% up before they lose their freaking mind and punch a toddler in the face! Sorry… crap got real for a second… back to our rant/ manifesto/ business plan.

  • Our podcast reaches this HUGE group of Tough Mothers
  • They are awesome and they have money and they want to buy stuff that makes them feel good
  • Come on our podcast and maybe they’ll give you some money... Or not… Kinda depends on you not sucking

Either way, we’ll have some fun and make you feel smart. You’re welcome. 

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